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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
This one looks like a scanner
This one poaches eggs too
Fucking hamster wheels
This ones see through
This one hangs on the fucking wall
It’s like a flower
Hand held toaster
Need a reminder? write it on your toast
Old school like the old school
WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH
Now you know todays weather
i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful.
The funniest, prettiest, laziest, biggest chipotle fan, most fun, smartest, awesomest, sexiest, craziest, loveliest, sweetest, toughest, coolest, most encouraging, biggest nail polish addict, most beautiful girl I know! She is my best friend :)
Great posts! not 100 my kind of blog (i tend to post mostly silly, funny things) but definitely worth a look at.
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
there’s no way these all weren’t planned.
where was this nigga when i was crying like a bitch when i was younger???I didn’t know Stanley Tucci was also a doctor…
OH MY GOD
Oh my god
I REALLY CANT STOP LAUGHING
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
I can’t. Lmfao